The list starts with high waisted jeans- that pouchy bit between the bottom of the zipper and the button looks like you've strapped a denim hot dog around your waist.
Next come gladiator sandals, leggings, granny underwear and capri pants or pedal pushers, the Sydney Morning Herald reported.
The Jersey/Geordie Shore look with tight mini skirt, fake hair, orange tan, spiders where your eyelashes should be follow and dungarees/overall follow next.
Men don't like seeing women in their stuff - jeans, shirt, boxers as it's so not sexy.
Animal print, cargo pants, harem pants and poo catcher pants round off the top 10.
The columnist concludes by echoing Yves Saint Laurent, whose sentiment echoes that of most men when it comes to women and our clothes - "Over the years I have learned that what is important in a dress is the woman who is wearing it."